I regret to inform you that I will not be able to go on for a long while yet, college has consumed my life, And my computers yet again broken, not only that but the college computers made it so you need to download some java thing to go on Minecraft, so there is no way for me to get on as much as I want to.

Fix your computer lazy ass

But I have no Money And I know nothing of computers except you click the big pretty button it turns on and you play!

Okay Tell me what is wrong with your computer I may be able to help

Well If you can figure it out you are smarter than the foreign working for dell, which isn't that hard, but the internet doesn't work w/o this
http://www.shopping.com/NetGear-NETGEAR ... A3100/info
it also says hard drive problems but I had it checked out and it's fine but my software is corrupted I guess, and it's extremely slow, it freezes and closes out of programs and refuses to shut down w/o a hard shut down

I suggest re installing windows. I would look around and see if you have a Windows CD or a disk with "Operating System" written on it (those are usually what dell sends with a new PC)
If your files are corrupted that should fix it. If your hard drive is failing you might need to replace that.

The Internet problem could be something wrong with the internal wireless card. It could be burnt out and if dell could not get it working for you then thats probably the issue and if you already have the netgear thing that should work though I hate usb network adapters.

If you dont know how to re install windows try calling dell and asking them to walk you through it. If not I could give you my phone number and maybe help out with it.

Lol I'll try that and get back to you although it may not be til another 2-3 weeks because then I will Have that disc it's at my house and I'm at college :p

Ouch. Well let me know and if you can get back on MC I can add you to SMP

I can play that, just not classic for some reason.

My Professional Suggestion: Rub a big magnet on the motherboard. Fixes everything.