Hey everyone,

Dan here to open up a channel for cheesy jokes :p

Rules:
keep the jokes CLEAN
try to keep em as one liners
make sure they're extra cheesy

now for my joke:

"I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger, then... it hit me!"

Why did the cheesy chicken cross the road. To GET TO THE OTHER SIDE! BAHAHAHAHA O.O

What's brown and sticky?
A stick!

What do you get when you mix a tree with a monster?
Frankenpine!

that is the LAST time i play hide-and-seek with the invisible man!
I guess that wasnt very cheezy...

cheez added!
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
He sold his soul to SANTA.

Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
He's all RIGHT now.

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the PSYCHO path.

What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?
National Dyslexics Association.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese.

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.

(HA-CHA-CHA!)

Lemme tell ya'll niggus the truth about that guy you claim as your savior, AKA Jesus.

Jesus was BLACK, why?

1. He called everyone "brother."
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

and if that's not all, HE was a woman, 'cause..

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.

What begins with an "n", and ends with an "a", and when you hear it, you think of black?

NIG- Ninja!

What starts with "p o" and ends with "r n"?

POPCORN!!!

A horse walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he is incapable of cognitive thought and as such no humorous exchange was held between him and the barman. He was later processed as glue.

Overlord: Why did da plane crash?
Noobs: Why?
Overlord: Bcuz the pilot was a cookie! BAHAHA